It’s actually in my will that I want my gravestone to say “At least the zombies didn’t get me”. But this ones pretty good also.
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
Only tumblr heads will remember this
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place